Faux Call

A fake phone call you take on your cell phone when either a.) you see someone coming you don't want to talk to, or b.) you want to end a conversation abruptly.

"That stupid ass mascot at the ballgame came over to fuck with me again!" "Fortunately I was able to whip out my cell & take a Faux Call and that goody bastard ignored me"

by Carl 26.2 January 17, 2017

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When you call me at 3 in the morning

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I’ma eat your breakfast when you call me at 3 in the morning

by Your lebron glazer lebron baby July 25, 2023

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call it love

call it love is singer/songwriter olivia whites debut single, its a masterpiece which everyone should listen too.

i streamed olivia whites song call it love for clear skin

by mullerslove February 15, 2021

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The attorney said that Texas' murder statute calls for 99 years in prison, but not assault.

by plssn April 11, 2020

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Conference call voice

A condescending, moderate, tone that is used by insecure brown nose employees who believe they are better than the rest of the team. Similar to an NPR host.

Bob really turns on the conference call voice whenever the boss is on the call.

by Nobodynose2746 February 5, 2019

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