Football WM2010 Germany against England:
Tobi: We will kick some serious ass today.
Max:Yea i got a pre victory boner alrady.
Tobi: We will kick some serious ass today.
Max:Yea i got a pre victory boner alrady.
by Lotharvombayern3 July 6, 2010

When you are in a classic "too many dicks" scenario, and it reaches critical mass. At this point, every male within 3 square miles will have an erection with which he must ejaculate on the nearest body from which emanates warmth.
I am never going back to Faber's again, there's too much potential for an uncontrollable boner party.
by Tobais Funke March 30, 2009

when you are wearing a zip-up jacket of any brand
and when zipped up it looks as if the zip line has multiple boners because of the numerous humps.
could also look like vaginas in extreme cases
and when zipped up it looks as if the zip line has multiple boners because of the numerous humps.
could also look like vaginas in extreme cases
by TheJacketKing February 18, 2011

by asdf+9874253 November 30, 2010

by Ido44you March 21, 2019

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by qweef shady June 19, 2011
