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Pre Victory Boner

When you have a boner caused by great confidence in your team bevore a mayor football match.
Football WM2010 Germany against England:

Tobi: We will kick some serious ass today.

Max:Yea i got a pre victory boner alrady.
by Lotharvombayern3 July 6, 2010
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Uncontrollable Boner Party

When you are in a classic "too many dicks" scenario, and it reaches critical mass. At this point, every male within 3 square miles will have an erection with which he must ejaculate on the nearest body from which emanates warmth.
I am never going back to Faber's again, there's too much potential for an uncontrollable boner party.
by Tobais Funke March 30, 2009
mugGet the Uncontrollable Boner Partymug.

jacket boners

when you are wearing a zip-up jacket of any brand

and when zipped up it looks as if the zip line has multiple boners because of the numerous humps.
could also look like vaginas in extreme cases
by TheJacketKing February 18, 2011
mugGet the jacket bonersmug.

beast-pro-boner

exceptionally awesome,
combination of 3 already well-used slang words
you stole a traffic cone? that's totally beast-pro-boner
by asdf+9874253 November 30, 2010
mugGet the beast-pro-bonermug.

Lonely boner boy

In a dark room there sits a lonely boner boy wishing for Hentai haven...
by Ido44you March 21, 2019
mugGet the Lonely boner boymug.

king kongs boner

about 198-234 feet long
by periodwithtrans February 2, 2023
mugGet the king kongs bonermug.

anti-boner sex

by qweef shady June 19, 2011
mugGet the anti-boner sexmug.

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