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banging the wife

banging the wife is code for losers who have wife's that won't give them any sex. so they lie to their buddies and say they were busy banging the wife which is code for fapping or making love to one's self.
Matt was getting owned by Nick in a meme war and couldn't think of anything to say. So matt said " I was banging the wife." Matt was really fapping or making love to himself while he watched a jib jab movie he made of Nick doing a striptease.
by the meme war master May 8, 2016
mugGet the banging the wifemug.

Greasy Bangs

When somebody has been doing physical activity and their fringe (bangs) become sweaty (greasy)
I have just finished climbing and I have greasy bangs
by Greasy Bangs gang August 13, 2017
mugGet the Greasy Bangsmug.

she-bang

another way of saying "okay" , "solid" or "that's good"
friend 1: hows that chick?

friend 2 : she-bang
by 808stateofmind February 7, 2010
mugGet the she-bangmug.

reverse mini bang

"...who the fuck actually talks about sex positions? really, i don't want to hear about how laurel and wilhelm were reverse mini banging in their reversing mini convertible."
by meyowp February 19, 2024
mugGet the reverse mini bangmug.

bang

Some dudes from west side asked me where I was from and I said nowhere. I don't bang.
by Rootnrom October 16, 2017
mugGet the bangmug.

bing bang boo boo baby

A word explaining the sentence of someone who cant have sex with people their age so they have sex with infants
Jack: "Since I can't have sex, im going to commit bing bang boo boo baby
by bites_za_dusto January 17, 2020
mugGet the bing bang boo boo babymug.

Bang you one time

Knocking someone out with your fist or an object
"Aii Man from me blud move or ill bang you one time"
by S2trappyinthemix April 2, 2020
mugGet the Bang you one timemug.

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