Banana slicer

The best threat for your husband or boyfriend! Get some smooth (and subtle) revenge in the bedroom. New Toy? Thats what you want them to think. Then chop as fast as turbo the snail, or make it slow like a normal snail. Bananas beware!

Hey, do you wanna play with a new toy? WELL BOY HAVE I GOT THE THING FOR YOU! This banana slicer can really SLICE things up in the bedroom!

by #algbuddy November 26, 2019

Banana effect

When you have fallen in love with a girl named Ana

- You gave me the banana effect

by Goonbot January 27, 2025

Banana Republicanization

The transformation of previously diverse, interesting and cool urban areas into packaged and contrived suburban sameness, one cloned pseudo-trendy chic boutique and café at a time.

Listening to Parker and Logan only poured salt in my wounds at how Banana Republicanization has completely ruined San Francisco.
Parker: Let’s Uber to a café on Valencia Street for an organic-pour-over-single-source-fair-market-turmeric-agave coffee.
Logan: Which fauxhemian café? The one at the corner of 11th? 12th? 13th? 14th? 15th? 16th…?
Parker: That new one, Clones. Besides, I need product for my beard and some vinyl from next door at Posers. You know, the place with the tastefully arranged retro dusty junk from dad’s garage.
Logan: Perfect! Isn’t it great, living in the City? I’m so glad we don’t live in a superficial, contrived place like LA.

Parker: I know, let’s wear our matching custard brown jeans, $300 sneakerboots, and black start-up t-shirts.

Posesterfauxhemianclonepseudohemian clueless

by The Original Tankboy October 13, 2017

On the same banana peel

1. On the same page
2. Being bad at Mario Kart

Person 1: hey, that guy is kind of a tool right?
Person 2: yeah man, we're on the same banana peel

by Mariomaster September 7, 2013

Banana Milker

A blatant whore.

You take one look at Susan over there, and know that b**** is a professional Banana Milker

by Letsgetitonbois21 April 26, 2022

banana hammock

g string for men holding their, well, holding their hairy cock

i love your banana hammock

by regerts kinda like rug rats June 26, 2019

banana

YOU SHOULD KNOW WHAT A BANANA IS

OF FOR GODS SAKE ITS A FRUIT

OH NOW YOU NEED AN EXAMPLE

WELL HERES ONE

SKYS ARE BLUE AND BANANAS ARE YELLOW NOW YOU SHOULD NOW WHAT A BANANA IS

by MLGPPDESTROYER December 11, 2017