Bum Chum

When a person on a boat has held in their fecal matter for too long and has no other option than to release their excrement over the side of said boat.

Jim, look at Steve, he just made bum chum off the side of your boat!

by SleekDiamond59 May 19, 2019

Mucky bum

Mucky bum is the result of passing copious amounts of excrement and having it stick to unusually long anal hair.

I have a bit of a mucky bum this morning dude.

by RideshareLingo November 29, 2019

BUM

B ound to be
U nique and
M ystical

I love yo bum ass madapakah!!!

by BUM DANNA DANNA December 2, 2019

Bum the hamster

To catch the end of your penis in the zip of your trousers.

I’ve started wearing button fly jeans now. Every time I do up a zip I seem to bum the hamster. It kills the end of my todger and hurts like heck trying to get it back out again!

by Nuphagus December 11, 2019

Llamas bum cheeks

Llamas bum cheeks good

Llamas bum cheeks tasty

I boner from it

by Ginny mae cowley December 12, 2019

Bum dealer

It’s a colossal wanker aka morgan

“Hey can you fuck me in the ass?”
“No.”
“You BUM DEALER”

by bumslayer69 December 22, 2019

Bum dealer

When you encounter a colossal wanker aka Morgan k

“Hey can you FUCK ME IN THE ASS”
“No cunt”
“You bum dealer”

by bumslayer69 December 22, 2019