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I'm calling Sniper Rifle

Equivalent to calling BS, but when you're playing Flappy Bird and you deem your loss unfair because it didn't seem like the bird went anywhere near the pipe, rather into the pipe's invisible hit box. So it's as if someone unfairly shot your bird down with a sniper rifle.
Almost gonna beat my high score! :D 71, 72, 73,.........FUUUUCK!!! NO WAY DUDE, I WAS NOWHERE NEAR THAT SHIT. I'M CALLING SNIPER RIFLE, FUCK THIS GAME! *tosses phone across the room*
by Your Actual Mother February 7, 2014
mugGet the I'm calling Sniper Riflemug.

Brazilian phone call

When you okay telephone but you’re both cups and the string.
A Brazilian phone call: “I want to lay the side of my face on your cheek and communicate with you through your butthole.”
by JayeKaye October 6, 2025
mugGet the Brazilian phone callmug.

Call of Duty

The most realistic and the first game ever. Only true gamers play it.
Meanwhile in Call of Duty, true gamers laugh about Battlefield's primitive physics engine. Arma was an attempt by a failing Czech developer to make Call of Duty 'more realistic'. However due to the fact that Call of Duty was already as realistic as a video game can possibly be, they panicked. They made a shameless rip-off and slapped 'military simulator' on the front. True gamers are smart enough to know this, hence why Arma averages 67 on Metacritic, whereas Call of Duty averages 98-100. Call of Duty players laugh down at players of every other game, knowing they are Call of Duty rip-offs. Call of Duty is the most realistic video game with the most advanced engine. The world's leading video game scientists have confirmed this, so it isn't as much 'thinking' as it is 'knowing'. And Call of Duty can't possibly RIP those games off. Call of Duty was the first video game, so there wasn't anything for it to rip off.
by mynameisbetter August 13, 2021
mugGet the Call of Dutymug.

Call of Duty

A dying game that gets boring after 20 minutes of playing it. Somehow makes you mature 10+ years in 5 minutes. Garbage ass game that garbage people play. This game is full of racist crackers who enjoy calling me nigge*. This game is enjoyable when you booted offline and get in a jackets game. The servers are amazing lagging out sometimes but overall 10/10 game.
Logan: Wanna play call of duty?
Andrew: fuck nah nigga I’m playing fortnite
by seviccs July 27, 2021
mugGet the Call of Dutymug.
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by Adujasty343 June 7, 2025
mugGet the <.7.9.7.6.>Call Me River Titi, caUll mUe riVer tiUti, calL mE riveR titI<.7.9.7.6.>mug.

i call it a rug

g: i call it a rug, rhymed with grug
g; i call it nazi germany, rhymed with grug
g; i call it a drug, rhymes with grug
by DiscordReject4 May 24, 2025
mugGet the i call it a rugmug.

A Calle

To fuck your best friend, one of your friends' best friends and that girl from your drama play
OMG, you did not just fucking do "a Calle!"
by Totally not Phillay November 9, 2015
mugGet the A Callemug.

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