Bumpin' browns

The serendipity felt when you and your partner simultaneously rush to the toilet with matching turtle heads, choose to share lid space simultaneously, and coordinate the expulsion of each's turds in such a way that said butt popsicles clash and create a mid-air collision of excrement; a celebratory anal tango or fecal high five

Stacy and I's chocolate starfish schedules are all synched up, so we celebrated by bumpin' browns in her parent's master bathroom this morning.

by Megatronwins March 4, 2018

Brown Bomber

When you shit in a closed toilet while standing up.

“I just took a fat brown bomber”
“Did you record it?”

by Pooper1234 November 2, 2020

Sesh Brown

The nickname for a girl who would sesh three nights in a row with college and work in between. Out until 4:30 then work 4 hours later. This would be a weekly reaccurance

Sesh: Snobs tonight?
Person: but you’re working at 8am?
Sesh: so what? I won’t be hungover... I’ll still be drunk. I’m Sesh Brown

by I'm not o fucking Kay February 8, 2018

Brown Recluse

A particularly stubborn turd that resists evacuation.

Everytime I eat Mexican food I struggle with a brown recluse.

by Nicholas Anthony May 6, 2021

Ross Is Brown

He doesn't wash his fucking hair his hair waves like the ocean and he is a fat cunt.

oi look at that fucking poof he must be a ross is brown

by wave at me September 18, 2018

brown coalminer

a homosexual male

the victim realised his abuser was a brown coalminer

by noshitsherlock! February 22, 2009

Brown Shephard

When you're throwing up and a girl is sucking your dick.

Dude, I heard you two in the bathroom, was she giving you a blumpkin?

No bro, she was brown shepharding the shit out of me.

by MIKESQUARRED April 11, 2011