Fransisco The Mad Fingerer

A lesser known historical figure born in Versailies, France in 1684. Fransisco is widely considered ahead of his time in regards to non-coital sexual activities. It is commonly believed that Fransisco was the creator of the sexual act known as fingering. During his adolescent years, it is believed Fransisco fingered over 200 women. He was eventually expelled from LaFolette’s School for Boys after administrators read accounts of all his fingering in his diary. After being expelled from school Fransisco reportedly went on a massive fingering rampage spanning the years 1692 until 1715. During said rampage Fransisco is believed to have fingered around 3,000 women, 300 men, 14 goats, and one ostrich, earning him the name of “The Mad Fingerer.” Eventually, Fransisco was bested by a younger Dutchman by the name of Hein Van Eriksson. As written by an eyewitness, Eriksson bested Fransisco by fingering his anal cavity, causing a deep state of depression for Fransisco. Knowing he was no longer the best fingerer in the land Fransisco ran up on his own sword and died in January of 1734. However, Fransisco’s legacy remains today as he is still recognized as the greatest fingerer of all time. Actually, France celebrates his heroic legacy by having “Fransisco Fingers Day” every June 17th, on this holiday young Frenchman indulge in their fantasies and roam the streets of France, fingering every woman in sight without fear of sexual harassment charges.

Fransisco The Mad Fingerer invented the art of fingering.

by GNK.Monkey69 July 1, 2020

One finger ups

everyone shoulda know that you're hotter than volcano and inferno as its fine. slay miss maam.

"putting one finger ups bcs im a hot girlfriend and I'm fully aware bout that"

by null.nn August 25, 2022

Ferocious Fingering February

Like Destroy Dick December but for girls.

Damn! Ashley got to day 7 of Ferocious Fingering February!

by nughead69 November 7, 2018

Spider like fingers

You pronounce spider like 'speeder' spider like fingers comes from a fanfiction I once read when I was six, I will never be the same.

You see that izaya lad over there with that girl who looks traumatised he has spider like fingers

by I can crack my neck August 18, 2018

4 fingers up

if they put 4 fingers up in a pic it means they’re inlove with you😍

omg look john just sent me a pic with 4 fingers up!!
omg he’s inlove with u

by allureadwerefax April 22, 2022

Four Fingered KitKat

1. The act of fingering a girl using four fingers.
2. A word to describe a large/loose vagina.

1. "Man, you won't believe what happened last night! I did the four fingered kitkat to 2 girls at the same time! That party was blazing!"
2. "Yeah dude, last night was mental! I was about to get with Laura when she whapped out her four fingered kitkat! Even I wasn't drunk enough to tap that shit."

by BusinessTime100 March 6, 2011

Internal finger-cuddle

v. To put your finger into someone else's bottom with affectionate intent.

"Frederick was a tini, tiny bit surprised when a finger slipped up his bottom, but he was assured that it was just an internal finger-cuddle, and nothing to be alarmed about."

by Mr.Yellow_Pants February 15, 2013