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Schrödinger's roll call

A thought experiment for online classes in which the student may be simultaneously present and absent as a result of their attendance being linked to studiousness
The class had 50 students online, when called on only 10 respond

It was a Schrödinger's roll call captured by teams.
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If she ever stop fking with that brain surgeon lawyer se fuking with nigaaa
When some one got that old yee yee as haircut. Myabe tanisha will call your dog ass.
by ObamnaSOdaaah May 13, 2023
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Tried calling

We tried calling
by Born to be what October 20, 2020
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cut a rabbit in half and call it dinner

A colloquial way of expressing one's desire to end the argument or story short.
The E: you've talked for 20 minutes and you've only gotten through two of your ten points. How much longer are you going to take?

The D: Well, to cut a rabbit in half and call it dinner, the gist of the story is that I had duck for lunch today.
by DeBen October 22, 2013
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Name Calling

It's isn't just name calling though is it? It's a group of guys who are all repeating statements made by ME to grow they're YouTube following who all just-so-happen to associate with one another. Andrew Tate, Destiny, Dantes (He's new but I've seen him. I'm surprised you brought him in on your own rather than waiting for me to name drop), Alex O'Connor, Chris Williamson, ect all of whom have some loose association with or have associated with (recently) Jordan Peterson the guy I made cry. 2 of these people had mysterious or controversial breakups. 1 shortly after the other. That's weird. 1 of them was locked up without being charged. Wonder what that's all about!
Hym "Hey, it ain't name calling if it's true. But why are you pretending to be a guy who's making death threats, Destiny? Where's your wife? And I haven't been banned. Still perfectly visible. My life, online and offline, are in complete alignment. There is no separating that. There is no banning me for anything here. There is only an imposter's desperate scramble to keep people from finding out he's been INSTALLED BY A CHARLATAN TO PLAY BOTH ENDS AGAINST THE MARGINS. Him and all of his associates. People show up at my work Destiny. They aren't going to let their kids die so that the thing Peter Dinklage turns into during the full moon can rape adorable blondes that are out of his league. It's like the trolley problem except the train is heading towards the track with 1 guy tied to it and on the other track... IS NO ONE. IT'S EMPTY, DESTINY. BECAUSE YOU'REBNOT INVOLVED. And now everyone is debating whether or not to switch the train over to the empty track BUT WAIT! HE GRABBED A KID! NOW THERE'S 2 PEOPLE ON THE TRACK! and STILL ZERO PEOPLE on the other track! WhAtEvEr WiLl We Do!? You're like the autistic riddler from the Robert Pattinson Batman movie. You're not justice Destiny... But..."
by Hym Iam August 2, 2024
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Call of duty

That game that I play every hour of my life. The only game that you can die in while you spawn. The game that every one's name is xXx_420blaizin360noscoperforlife_xXx. Every one thinks he's at faze clan and try 360 720 Y Y noscope you and than get an across the map tomahawk while T-bagging at the last round on search and destroy after they got wet over 3,000,000 ninja defuese while eating dewritos at their mom's basement. Every year they have money ripping DLC's that will give better shit after you pay "only" 20 fucking bucks. But I'll buy the next one next year.
I'm so 420blaizin on that game in Call of Duty
by Thepl March 12, 2015
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