Sam

A super cute and attractive person, who brings joy to you life. They may not see their inner beauty, but it's there. Treasure this person with everything you are because Sam is wonderful and deserves everything good. They're super hot to boot.

That Sam is so cute!

I know right? I wish they could be with me.

by Flynnrose May 15, 2020

National Sam Roasts You Day

December 12th-

National Sam Roasts you day. Sam got roasted yesterday due to December 11th being national roast Sam day. Now it's time for Sam to roast you back. Today marks the day where Sam can roast anyone not named Sam.

Example-

Sam: you're dumber than bricks
Person 2: wha-
Sam: it's national Sam Roasts you day, this is payback for yesterday's roast Sam day

by NullTheFloof December 11, 2020

Sam

sam is the kind of guy who is slightly obsessed with video games and forgets that he has responsibilities. he's half taiwanese and slightly oblivious to the world around him but is hilarious and cracks the best jokes because of the amount of time he spends on ifunny. hes that one guy in the group chat who sends a bunch of "daily memes"

"hahaha sam is so funny"

by basictrash January 30, 2018

sam

sam sucks nuts. nobody really likes sam, he says unnecessarily mean things for no reason, and hes gay as hell.

you're friends with sam!?! i bet hes offered to suck your dick

by WhenTheDead July 30, 2022

Sam Culpepper

A guy who, after dating a girl for a short time wants a hand job, but the girl does not agree. The guy then proceeds to grab her and and whip it out before ‘assisting her’ then regrabbing her hand every time she tried to pull away.

“Yo, did you hear about frank?”

“Yeah he tried the do a Sam culpepper On Angela and got bitchslapped”

by Mystery_mustang April 19, 2019

Sam

A massive wet piece of bread

Just a piece of wet bread to be honest isnt he that sam

by Carl Franklins July 27, 2020

Sam

My beloved rolling husband. A Nuggy. He is talented and caring, can be adorable. Likes dogs. Obsessed with minis, but we have to remember there's balance in nature. Always loses in scrabble. He's fiiiineeee. I recommend having a Sam in your life <3 He best pairs with Paulina.

Yeah, this guy, he's a Sam.

by Paulla000 February 26, 2024