Porn

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I’m going to go jerk off to some porn

by Tfisdat March 15, 2020

orangutan porn

the shit a 8 year old beats their meat to after going to the zoo

Me: hey kid are you watching planet of the apes? i love that movie!
Kid: yeah
Me: why the fuck is Caesar butt-fucking Maurice?

Kid: im sorry for lying this is Orangutan Porn

by WENDSDEH July 26, 2024

Dragon City Porn

porn with dragons fucking each other

Mum! He's watching Dragon City Porn.

by SEXYBOI42069 December 8, 2020

Porn

You know the teacher is watching you! So close this tab and stop looking up porn on Urban Dictionary!

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by URB4N D1C710N4RY May 19, 2021

Porn

Sexual material which destroys your brain by messing up your dopamine receptors, releasing extremely high amounts of dopamine, that nothing else can, causing you to not find anything else as fun, making you pretty much depressed and causes extremely unrealistic expectations for sex, but most people defend it as they are addicts themselves.

That coomer still watches porn? no wonders he's so depressed, and he hasn't even gone to easypeasymethod.org to easily help quit his sad ass addiction!

by knewyawkboi April 2, 2022

porn

what brother and sister do

want to do porn

by ghigdfvb July 27, 2019

Nutsack porn

Nutsack porn is when the woman violently rips off the man’s Nutsack
Usually the man says cute and fucking dies

Jack: Guys I just saw John watching nutsack porn
John: Nuh uh

by Fishsuckscarp15 June 3, 2023