flacid punch

when so smack someone with your soft penis

my girl loves a nice flacid punch

by Therealkei May 23, 2016

Nut punch

When a male blows his load at a female and she punches his load out of the air

Last night i was having such a good time with my girlfriend until she nut punched me it went everywhere

by Soulsrest December 10, 2019

tongue punch the golden ring

A game for those who are brave enough to lick the Sterling Heights Art Installation. A.k.a. The Golden Butthole

Example:
I bet John $40 dollars that he wouldn't "tongue punch the golden ring" last night and that crazy son of a bitch actually did it!

by Sterlinghightslocalguide March 22, 2019

Punch In Those Numbers

It means anything and everything monks used it, god used it, YOU WILL USE IT.

Guy 1: Punch in those numbers Jeremy or I WILL
Jeremy: I won't let you down dad

by BEAFRAIDCHILD December 11, 2020

er punch salad

The act of one gay guy while in an orgy have all the males cum in his ass then they all take turns fisting him

Jason couldn't wait for a power punch salad after a night of dancing and drinking it always made him feel great

by YackassPSL November 2, 2023

trailer park punch

1 part vodka, 1 part Hawaiian punch, 1 part mountain dew

I had a big cup of trailer park punch when I realized this guy's got it all figured out, dang Seve Wilkos is the shit!

by holyreality November 24, 2014

popcorn punched

When your hitting another person during a fight nonstop not allowing the other person to get any licks in; basically get beat the fuck up.

"Man I popcorn punched his ass he didnt get a single punch in.

by Lady_Dun29 March 17, 2017