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Meta-porn

The act of having sex with someone while there's a live camera displaying everything, so you're watching yourself f having sex live on TV as you're fucking. First ever porn you can can feel as it's happening and you get to control how it feels
Jeff and I were watching some meta-porn the other day when her mom walked into the living room we were in😘
by CynthiaDanger August 19, 2024
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Porn

An evil invention that is degrading to both men and women alike even though people often say its degrading to women. Overtime, it can become an addiction and whether you'd like to admit it or not it does have negative affects on a person's mind even if only subconsciously. It creates unrealistic expectations of sex and ruins relationships and destroys marriages. Sometimes the people in the videos may even have been sex-trafficed which is yet another reason it is bad. If, however you struggle with watching porn don't feel ashamed because we all mess up, you can get help, you're not in this alone!
Man, I wish my wife was as hot as those chicks in porn and could give head as good as them, maybe it's just time to file for divorce and find someone better.
by I_am_me_3 December 31, 2019
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porn trance

When a guy stares off into space like he's left his body but he's actually visualizing a scene from a recent porn that he has watched. It usually lasts around 9 seconds.
I was taking photos of a couple when the guy was clearly in a porn trance and took a moment to focus on his girlfriend and the photos.
by Wordgobbler March 30, 2023
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misfortune porn

oh look, misfortune has nice knockers

yep she suuuure dus

gf: what is that on ur phone?????
me: dw its just misfortune porn lol, shez not reall uno
by upursm8 February 3, 2020
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torture porn villainess

A sexy female villain who is poorly written because the creator is focused on the awful thing(s) he wants to have happen to her in the end to satisfy or shock the audience.
Person A: Now that you've read my story, I want your completely honest opinion on the young female villain.

Person B: Honestly, you had a really interesting concept for a character there, but you ruined it- because almost all of your writing decisions around her revolved around drumming up excitement and demand for the bad things you did to her in the end, and your story and the fandom treated her as if her body, her screams, her pain, and her death were all she had to offer the story, she's nothing more than a torture porn villainess, and that doesn't really do you justice as a writer.
by SNWT October 4, 2024
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Porn boarding

When two people of opposite sex fit on one long board or skate board and have gruesome sex while being recorded.
I was watching porn last night and came across this hardcore porn boarding.
by BlakeTheSnakeDager September 5, 2016
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Pressure Washing Porn

When one has a fetish for the look of surfaces that have recently been pressure washed. Especially those with either before and after or mid way through pictures.
"I know this may seem weird, but every time I see pressure washing porn I always blow my load!!"

"I told my wife that I like pressure washing porn and she bought me a brand new pressure washer for my birthday!!"
by whowouldathunkit65984 August 20, 2013
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