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female mustard

big titty mustard bottle that people get their dicks stuck in
by anonymous August 10, 2024
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ONM(musty)

Similar to the ONJ(jee) one however Musty is known as the "mystical one" the title going against Jee's "magical one". Both are from the same lore/universe but ONM has a deeper meaning. Unlike ONG you're swearing on the mystical one himself. But you're also swearing on his WD40. Musty uses WD40 as a form of moisturizer. This is usually followed with the gif "ONM(musty)" gif which consists of WD40.
Person A: "Bro icl, you could be lyin so hard rn."

Person B "Trust, ONM(musty) im not lying."
by anonymous August 17, 2024
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Making mustard

The act of urinating, mid anal coitus, into the recipients shitpipe while continually thrusting, until a foamy gelatinous Dijon ring is created around the base of your shaft. Most easily accomplished with morning wood, prior to cracking the seal of your 1st skanky, beer induced, chlamydia flavored amberbach piss of the day.
Since my boyfriend Steve's bladder has the capacity of an oil tanker, I made good use of my boner and urgently eminent need to piss by making mustard in his hairy, vacuous dick storage, to be used later that evening as a condiment for a lovely roast beef dinner.
by Little Jonn August 20, 2024
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cuban mustache wax

similar to a face ride, but not quite

a cuban mustache wax is when you pour olive oil all over your face, the gal rides your mustache after she's applied nair w/o removing it all over her coochie
by Monkey Breff February 14, 2025
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cuban mustache wax

similar to a face ride, but not quite

a cuban mustache wax is when you pour olive oil all over your face, the gal rides your mustache after she's applied nair w/o removing it all over her coochie
by Monkey Breff February 14, 2025
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mommy mustard

When you and the boys have a bowl of mustard and you dip your fingers in it and run around chasing and tickling each other yelling “Mommy Mustard”
Tim’s hands were yellow as he chased after Bobby

“Mommy Mustard Mommy Mustard” Tim yelled as his fingers caressed Bobby’s belly
by Jommbo February 28, 2025
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