David’s are extremely horny They will go to any lengths to get a picture of a girl, they always have a small dicks, definitely a virgin, and a clapped ass hairline like damn bro get something to fix that, often a fuckin retarded.
Girl 1: did you see David’s drone
Girl 2: yea he flew it right behind are friends and was staring at the camera
Girl 2: yea he flew it right behind are friends and was staring at the camera
by IloveMilfsMoan May 30, 2022
Get the Davidmug. Slovakian Madlad with an unrequited love of any female within a 3-foot radius. Sassy, Bougie, nasty dude. Basketball is their life although a fondness of kissing camera lenses has been acquired. His culinary skills are profound with a love for the taste of seasonal vegetables such as carrots. Amature filmographer and aspiring actor, his backward-facing videos are notoriously juicy.
by youplonkerrodney! April 11, 2020
Get the David Vasilmug. A rather large man who gets very excited at the thought of deficating in urinals. Preferably in school
by BIGGIE 🧀 October 19, 2020
Get the David Lochmug. A deliquiate jackass who is too dim to understand that it is not a good idea to alienate good people due to his own poor feelings.
by KevinKyleKid January 29, 2023
Get the Davidmug. by anonymous January 27, 2021
Get the David Hoganmug. The most hilarious and playful person in the group. Yet, comes up with brilliant ideas and decisions no one questions. They are usually cute, quiet and influential. Excellent public speakers, actors and marketers. An Innovative David would never boast about his achievements but his achievements speak for him.
"You have to start thinking Innovative David". "It is a good thing to be Innovative} but always better to be Innovative David".
by Toyosi Babarimisa November 6, 2019
Get the Innovative Davidmug. Smallest pp David!!
by Mklvoaica November 21, 2021
Get the Davidmug.