ben woods

Full time dwarf generally under 5ft and is crusty

Ben woods you know

by Jason Fay 1992 November 22, 2019

ben

a very strange male who often simps for women and makes terrible jokes about boobs

damn ben is werid brooooo

by carpai August 11, 2022

Ben's Huge 9-inch cock

What can I say, Ben just has a huge girthy cock, its so veiny and huge.

Have you seen Ben's Huge 9-inch cock, its massive and i want it inside me.

by Toucher5090 February 17, 2025

Ben swift

ben swift is a cute and cuddly person. He is kinda dumb but it makes up for his looks. His a great kisser and sucker. If you have scored yourself a swift you should be happy. From Lachlan

Hes so cute, hes such a ben swift

by PAT 101232 November 21, 2022

Ben

ben is a fictional character in a book called Life. he's one of many teenagers in his class. It used to be known as a cutthroat. He is suitably an older man who has put a new, young skin over his old, ailing skin. He peeled off this skin from a little boy. He also likes to do animal experiments in his basement.

Ben is a cutthroater.

by Zeckjzok4you November 23, 2021

Ben

Ben is a proper sound cunt. Half horse half man his cock is massive. Lads love him, the ladies love him more and parents despise him. He’s a shagging machine on legs, a sex weapon, a true connoisseur of clunge. He’s been awarded The People’s Choice Magazine “I’ll just walk back home from town award at 5pm while absolutely leathered” award for the 4th year running.

You can find him down the local getting stuck into a few pints and lobbing bricks at the resident junkies.

Ben is a top lad.

“That Ben gheez is thundercunting bricks at the homeless again”

by Definitely not called Ben November 21, 2023

ben

ben is mean and has no bitches.

person 1: is that ben?

person 2: yeah, he gets 0 bitches.
person 1: makes sense.

by ben.isnotcool May 25, 2023