Banana Rug

Banana rug is a spiritual device to find out who lives in your walls

GOLLY GOODNESS ME! I NEED TO USE MY BANANA RUG TO FIND OUT WHO IN MY WALLS
OH LOOK I FOUND IT

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by ratitouis March 20, 2020

Chocolate banana mudslide

When you are fucking an asshole and you pull out with a shit covered dick and shit everywhere

Yeah me and Angie were banging and we pulled a “chocolate banana mudslide”.

by Sydw33d February 09, 2023

Snanna banana

When you take a frozen banana and put up someone’s asshole

Hey honey , ready for a snanna banana tonight ?

by It’s yo boy shrek March 10, 2018

Be a banana

Be very secretive
(A banana is a very secretive fruit it never speaks or reveal its secrets )

Don't be a banana.

by AggressivePrincess April 30, 2022

bowel banana

A turd.

He crawled up onto Dave's car and dropped a bowel banana onto his bonnet.

by Zonal K October 09, 2019

Alabama Banana Split

A sexual stunt involving a male and female - preferably siblings or first cousins - where the man shoves his thumbs into the meatus of his urethra and wrenches his hands sideways with enough force to rip the penis in half down to the base. The remaining urethra hole in the base is then filled with whipped cream, after which the destroyed penis is promptly given a blowjob by the female.

Holy shit, Greg just got given the Alabama Banana Split! I think he's going to bleed out!

by BonesTheWendigo July 30, 2021

Alabama Banana Split

When your double wide house trailer splits in half long-ways, along its original assembly seam, due to some disaster, manufacturing defect, or other occurrence.

Did you see what happened to Billy's place? He had a couple bigger girls over for a three-way, and they rode him so hard his trailer did the ol' Alabama Banana Split. Now all his floors are sloped!

by grandpahomewrecker August 07, 2021