funeral cake

Melodramatic hipster speak.

I could be out partying with everyone but no I'm sweating out a fever and dying in my bedroom...eat a funeral cake for me.

by K Victoria September 22, 2012

hand cake

when a male takes a pan cake, wraps it around his penis and jacks off using it as a sort of make shift vagina. syrup may also be used as lube for increased pleasure.

"I want to try something new sexually involving food to please my sexual desire, lets try the hand cake!"

by miner69ner September 23, 2012

Douche Cake

1. Another name for the "Dolce De Leche" caramel cheese cake from Burger King.

2. A derogatory term similar to douche bag. Although it can also be used in a more friendly way, as in when you are jokingly insulting your friends.

1. "I would like a whopper and a douche cake."

2. "You are such a douche cake."

by I am B August 1, 2007

Cake Baking

When you surprise your significant other with sex while they're baking a cake.

Or a reference to having sex later.
(Occasionally with the intention of pregnancy)

Later today we should go cake baking~

by sociallyawkwardmilk June 1, 2018

Surprise Cake

When you jack off over your girl while she's sleeping, and you wake her up just before you shoot your load.

She just got a big surprise cake in her face!

by Sillyfarmer-X February 29, 2012

money cake

jackpot/mother load

i just won the money cake at the local lottery, yay

by Sexydimma November 17, 2016

Alabama Fudge Cake

A sexual situation where a black man is on the bottom being bummed by a lil white girl, as this is happening another black man is bumming the white girl and on top of him is a black man bumming the other black man. and one more black man buming the other blackman.

Fuck me dude me n the guys fucking Alabama fudge caked that white girl last night,

oh dude you totaly missed out everyone got fucked of there face on crack and then i woke up in the middle of an alabama fudge cake.

by Burkieboy August 22, 2009