Swordfish Tittys

When a girls tittys are pointy.

Look she has swordfish tittys.

by Danktittys420 December 21, 2018

titty bass

When you smack them titties and the noise is below 41 Hz.

My new track uses titty bass.

by CoochCatcher April 21, 2018

Titty warbler.

Someone who when confronted with large breasticles begins to warble in a Florence and the machine type tone. Also an unofficial FIFA approved insult when an opponent scores a jew goal.

1) "she's got big tits" ... " waahhhhhhhhhhaaahhhhh"
2) why do you always jew goal you massive Titty Warbler. (northern insult only)

by Tittymagician November 14, 2012

Titty-do

When your belly sticks out more than your titties do

She has quite the titty-do

by Shortyseasement November 29, 2022

Shitty titties

A terrible let down of emotion similar to gazing at an attractive woman's tits for the first time only to find that they are shitty.

Turns out Braundo isn't real. Ahh shitty titties.

by Shmosis January 4, 2017

Titty planking

When one female is laying down, the other one is on top, and the they are touching

So we were making out and we ended up titty planking each other.

by Mysterryder March 7, 2022

Titties

Stress balls made out of flesh.

Hey Bro did you see her Titties?

Yeah man they look like they could relieve some serious stress.

by Vintageteaset July 15, 2019