by donteatpetsman April 12, 2022
Get the Ninjamug. .
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by SuchBackSmacker March 13, 2025
Get the 《¤》Any《¤》Cyborg《¤》Ninja《¤》Ginger《¤》Ale《¤》Back《¤》Smack《¤》aNy《¤》cybUorg《¤》niNja《¤》giNger《¤》aLe《¤》baUck《¤》smAck《¤》anY《¤》cyborG《¤》ninjA《¤》gingeR《¤》alE《¤》bacK《¤》smacK《¤》property 《¤》P《¤》mug. Something that is not ass hard as it looks.
An action or job that once done the result looks like doing it was way harder that it actually was.
An action or job that once done the result looks like doing it was way harder that it actually was.
-''Last night was under ninja, thanks for the breakfast''
''-Paris Hilton is out of your reach
+No, dude, she's totally under ninja''
''-Dude, are you hard watching Up??
+no, it's just under ninja''
-''Yeah it was her first time but was pretty under ninja''
''-Paris Hilton is out of your reach
+No, dude, she's totally under ninja''
''-Dude, are you hard watching Up??
+no, it's just under ninja''
-''Yeah it was her first time but was pretty under ninja''
by Pidgeon Impaler August 22, 2021
Get the under ninjamug. noun
When you're awarded a fancy new title and a fresh pile of responsibilities, but your paycheck doesn’t move an inch. Like a ninja, this promotion slips in silently, sounds impressive, might even look impactful—but remains completely undetectable in your bank account.
Origin:
Rumored to have started among government employees, where budget freezes were common but the need for “recognition” was high. Managers, unable to offer raises, began handing out sleek new titles like “Senior Specialist” or “Lead Coordinator” as stealthy morale boosters. The term “ninja promotion” was coined after someone joked that their new role was like a ninja—deadly serious, highly skilled, and totally invisible on payday.
Often includes:
A new title
More meetings
Higher expectations
No money
A LinkedIn update and a slice of cake
When you're awarded a fancy new title and a fresh pile of responsibilities, but your paycheck doesn’t move an inch. Like a ninja, this promotion slips in silently, sounds impressive, might even look impactful—but remains completely undetectable in your bank account.
Origin:
Rumored to have started among government employees, where budget freezes were common but the need for “recognition” was high. Managers, unable to offer raises, began handing out sleek new titles like “Senior Specialist” or “Lead Coordinator” as stealthy morale boosters. The term “ninja promotion” was coined after someone joked that their new role was like a ninja—deadly serious, highly skilled, and totally invisible on payday.
Often includes:
A new title
More meetings
Higher expectations
No money
A LinkedIn update and a slice of cake
Coworker: “I thought you got promoted?”
You: “Yeah, it was a ninja promotion. Still broke, but at least it sounds cool.”
You: “Yeah, it was a ninja promotion. Still broke, but at least it sounds cool.”
by CorporateNinja March 29, 2025
Get the ninja promotionmug. Used when wanting to say niger. Ninja is used when wanting to replace the word niger in a sentence. Commonly used in a joking matter and not serios.
You see that ninja walk by?
by Yaseen.R June 12, 2008
Get the Ninjamug. Man, that j is stacked with Ninja Feed!
My Ninjas are all empty... gonna have to score some Ninja Feed.
My Ninjas are all empty... gonna have to score some Ninja Feed.
by fork masta October 24, 2004
Get the Ninja Feedmug. If you can’t beat Chuck Noris or Bruce lee in one hit, you are not a ninja
If you learned gymnastics overnight, you are not a ninja
If you can’t jump 100miles off the ground you are not a ninja
If you use “you’re” instead of “you are” you are not a ninja
If you can’t complete American ninja warrior in 10 seconds, you are not a ninja
If you eat 200 chocolate bars and chug 100 milkshakes and coffee cups at the same time, you are not a ninja. Also, you now have type 2 diabetes.
You get the idea: you are not a ninja
If you learned gymnastics overnight, you are not a ninja
If you can’t jump 100miles off the ground you are not a ninja
If you use “you’re” instead of “you are” you are not a ninja
If you can’t complete American ninja warrior in 10 seconds, you are not a ninja
If you eat 200 chocolate bars and chug 100 milkshakes and coffee cups at the same time, you are not a ninja. Also, you now have type 2 diabetes.
You get the idea: you are not a ninja
by Newah August 3, 2021
Get the Ninjamug.