COVID Holy Water

COVID Holy water is a liquid soap, hand sanitizer that has been blessed /approved for use by the members of the CDC . The use for cleansing of the COVID-19. The use of COVID holy water as a sacramental for protection against evil in a pandemic.

It’s just a fancy name for hand sanitizer that kills germs.

43 : Hand me the COVID Holy water

12: The what? *smirks*
43: The hand sanitizer, I need to get the sins of this pandemic off my hands.

12: *sign of the cross* In the name of the CDC,WHO, NIOSH & Flu-Vid may you be cleansed”. *throws hand sanitizer *.
43: Thank you my child.

12: Amen.

by K_IRL October 16, 2020

Penial Water Balloon

When an uncircumcised male pinches the top of his foreskin and then begins urinating, the inside of his penis fills up the same way a water balloon would if you filled it with water. Thus creating a penial water balloon. It is fun for the man to then aim and let go to try and get all the urine to splash right into the toilet bowl, although he will pretty much always miss completely and splash his urine everywhere else.

Making a penial water balloon is a good way to clean out all dirt and gunk that constantly gets trapped under my foreskin.

by cantbetheking January 5, 2014

Water Bottle Cock

A fucking huge ass cock with the girth of a fucking water bottle

"Ohhhh no here comes Caden with his Water Bottle Cock"

by BulletProofBoyScouts June 1, 2021

buffalo sauce water

when your friend named after a batman/stranger things character says that their Bugatti color is that of your mothers nether regions. it means to be bad

batman sidekick/stranger things character: ya my bugatti is the color of your mothers vagin pink lmao
me:yuo're literal buffalo sauce water

by smkwis January 21, 2023

spilt holy water

Accidentally randomly ejaculating at inappropriate/illogical times.

I spilt holy water at grandmas funeral.

by hdd3thh April 14, 2023

spanish water dog

The act of butt-chugging sangria.

There were no girls at the frat party so nobody drank the sangria. At 1am the beer ran out so the guys decided to spanish water dog it.

by Kool Breeze June 8, 2018

Like a 'coon to water

A rural description of a persons behavior while being uncontrollably drawn to someone or something that will destroy or kill them. The origin of the term comes from the behavior of raccoons that have been poisoned with a poison which induces uncontrollable thirst. This leads the raccoon to run to a water source and drink until they die.

Joe is like a 'coon to water over that stripper.

by tvod March 27, 2015