Stealth Straight

A person who appears to be exclusively homosexual (or asexual), but is actually not. A “stealth straight” is attracted to members of the opposite sex, but not always exclusively.

Carson dresses like a total twink, but he’s fucked more chicks than all of us combined! Maybe I should try the stealth straight strategy…

by Sitbear October 6, 2023

straight-uwu

Straight-uwu is a recently discovered sexuality

You are Straight-uwu if you:

Are a softie
Behave way too wholesome
Use UwU unironically
Are objectively cringe
Like the color pink and or rainbows
Make people question your heterosexuality
Are in fact straight

Straight-uwu Person: Ok good night, luv u UwU
Straight Person: Bro u gae or somethin'?
Straight-uwu Person: Dude calm down im just straight-uwu

by Cringeologist March 9, 2021

Straight deeope out there

To smash a coffee and go destroy a sesh at the jetties

Get Sykingggg! It's Straight deeope out there

by Thecitymayor February 13, 2019

Straight with extra steps

Being bisexual dating a bisexual

Hey bro are you dating someone

Then:yeah she bi
So y'all are straight with extra steps

by Hehe funny October 21, 2025

amitoj straight

An amitoj straight is when you are playing poker with your buddies and play as if you have a straight, but you're really missing a Jack and actually don't have shit

I just hit an amitoj straight!

by eatttttttttt August 30, 2025

Straight-Cut Timber

A massive, densely packed turd that releases itself in a straight, unpinched and untapered form. No toilet paper required.

I did my part for conserving toilet paper with that one. That was beyond a log, it was just straight-cut timber. Not sure how it flushed down.

by JoshinLVNY May 14, 2021

Trans-straight

Trans-straight -> To be a transgender person, but like the opposite gender of the one you transitioned to

Person 1: I'm trans-straight

Person 2: oh that clears up the confusion on what I should say your Sexuality is

by Atl4s the trans-straight January 9, 2023