War Thunder

War thunder is an online credit card simulator where you fly planes and shoot tanks. It is made by Gaijin entertainment. To get to your favorite modern vehicle can take 6+ months, or you can buy a premium plane or tank for $75 and cut that in half. The game is also very buggy and unbalanced, and any Russian tank is immediately better than all the other tanks in the game due to stalinium, a rare Russian material that is indestructible. The players also like to leak classified documents to make the game slightly more realistic.

Bob: “Tom, why do you take out so many bank loans?”
Tom: “So I can afford the War Thunder premiums.”
Bob: “You’re stupid, and what are those documents on the floor?”
Tom: “I need to leak the so the Ariete gets one mm of armour more.”

by Michigan man 9000 May 14, 2024

Strawberry Thunder

A person, usually ginger, that has no Aura

Look at how you’re dressed Strawberry Thunder! Haha

by ——_——-!!&@ May 22, 2024

War Thunder Mobile

Game,

You play, You grind, You leave, You cry, You uninstall the game, You install it again, You repeat

I hate War Thunder Mobile!!!

by WarthunderGamer May 29, 2024

Meaty thunder stick

Synonym of penis.

"Did Michael Jackson bleach his meaty thunder stick too?"

by RatWithHat June 8, 2024

Vanilla Thunder

"Vanilla Thunder" is the nickname for the bronze Valorant player Nikki

player 1 - "omg that sage is so trash who even is that"
player 2 - "no wonder she's missing all those shots, that's Vanilla Thunder"

by Ewwewewewewew June 26, 2024

War Thunder

a free to play game in which you enter a long standing relationship , except your partner beats you with a stick and abuses you every single day

i hate War Thunder i want to cry

by akljfakljgklajklvnan November 26, 2024

War thunder snail

An all knowing God like creature that watches over its children on the game war thunder, it often favors communism.

I have to buy premium today, because the snail is watching.....The war thunder snail.

by War Thunder victim January 31, 2025