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Dirty Porker

When someone commits the sexual act of holding someones eyes open with crocodile clips as you give them pink eye, then proceeding to fill each of their hole with a formula of semen to carolina reaper sauce 1:19 then eat it out of them with a used McFlurry spoon.
Person 1: Help my dad keeps hitting me!
Person 2: Give ‘im a Dirty Porker and show him who’s boss!
by MiracleManMeat April 28, 2023
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Dirty Hammel

When you’re on the phone with a girl (or guy) and you get a semi-hard on, and then you put your semi into your own ass hole…and then realize being gay is okay
Hey baby…my ass is super relaxed and I’m a wee bit hard. I think I want to do a Dirty Hammel because pussy just doesn’t do it for me today.
by HouJack January 1, 2023
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Dirty Tanni

Fentanyl addicted female who engages in anal sex with multiple partners in succession without protection, the last of whom ends with multiple loads of random semen covering their penis.
You don't want to hook up with her, she'll give you the dirty tanni
by I_won_b1tch July 9, 2023
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Dirty Omelete

When you're fucking a fat girl and cum under a fat flap. Leave it there overnight and eat that shit for breakfast.
by Dingaroo December 2, 2020
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Dirty talker

A guy who speaks ugly while you having sex and it miffs you out so much you wanna laugh during.
We did it in his car but he was a dirty talker It made me feel used
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd December 5, 2020
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Dirty Pikachu

When your partner is orally pleasuring you and she taze's your balls
I cant believe my girlfriend gave me a dirty pikachu last night.
by RhinoPlays22YT December 18, 2020
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