Ninja dick

When a guy sends a pic or video of his penis without warning. it comes out of nowhere like a ninja

I was messaging jack about the school work, then all of a sudden out of nowhere he sent ninja dick.

by humansvs aliens January 1, 2017

Ninja Sub

A virgin or someone who is 13 years old

"Did he ever have sex?"
"No, he is a Ninja Sub"
"Oooh, that explains everything"

by therealpanix December 12, 2018

Ninja disgust

When someone, usually your parents, randomly springs a topic, usually sex related, onto you unsuspectingly. Much like a ninja attack its always a surprise and sometimes its deadly.

"Son...I found these condoms"
"Woh! Ninja Disgust...how about some warning next time"

by Mermaidmagic October 14, 2011

ninja tickle

when things are going casually, and a friend surprise tickles you with the speed and agility of a ninja.

NINJA TICKLE!!

by ab09307 December 16, 2010

ninja lead

'Ninja Lead' refers to Vietnamese women who ride Honda Lead, covering their face carefully to avoid the sun but ride recklessly

One Ninja Lead hit me yesterday on Khuat Duy Tien Street

by Hmhm im thinking February 19, 2018

Logistical ninja

One who owns at making shit happen!

Did you see this party, Bob is a logistical ninja!

by Smrtblue December 6, 2017

Ninja Creami

When you say you can definitely pull out but you sneak the tip in when you climax.

Couldn’t help myself to a Ninja Creami now I’m paying child support

by Don Jr. March 16, 2025