Potato

A potato is a little brown plant that comes from the ground. It is eatable and delicious. A potato a day keep all the bad people away. Potatoes are the only perfect food.

I love me some potatoes

by Idoit&shame June 30, 2018

Potato

What you become when you hit puberty. Godammit.

When I don't wear any makeup, I look like a potato.

by Emimilk July 9, 2018

potato

Refers to ones appearance.(Normally a female, specifically a white female)
Specifically referring to when they do not look good, or raw, or "ugly".

"I look so great in this selfie, but in real life I just look like a potato..."

by AlwaysOliver August 2, 2016

Potato

A verb (when talking about first person shooters) meaning the action of spraying lead with every intention of hitting you target and missing.

Dude you can't shoot at all, you totally potatoed that!!!

by Sonny Dennis April 7, 2019

Potato King

A amazing friend, I love him so much <3

Potato King looks hot today

by anonymous May 19, 2021

Potato

A somewhat tan man or woman who is fat

Look at Jim he’s such a potato

by HTXRCDIII December 15, 2018

Potato

A person with any sort of intellectual disability. Usually a hurtful, term.

My math class is full of a bunch of stupid ass potatoes.

by Kellys a potato May 4, 2018