The best place in America. There is a lot to say about New Jersey, some
good, some bad. We are the most stereotyped state, stereotypes that are so untrue it's
pathetic.
We say fuck a lot, but who gives a shit. We are proud.
We
don't fuckin smell. We smell like trees not much else.
Sure Newark and Camden are messed up, but the rest of the state is all rich suburbia.
Sure there are douches and skanky
girls, but that's only in seaside heights, which is a small 1 percent majority. And talk to those people, you At least get respect.
There's always a diner and a mall within Ten minites. It's the perfect life. I certainly cannot complain.
People say we are fast. The rest of America is just fucking
slow. We like it that way.
before you go insulting our state, remember we repeatedly
rank as one of the safest, smartest, and richest states in the US.
So keep your head up high Jersey. We are, and always
will be, the best
