Ninja

The act of spying or checking up thoroughly on someone through their online profiles. E.g. Facebook, blogs

Hey do you suppose you can help me ninja on the girl we just met in the pantry?

I wonder what kind of topics she likes, maybe I should ninja her blog.

by lordknn November 26, 2010

ninja creami

The act of eating ice cream out of someone's ass.

My husband ninja creamied me last night with a pint of Chunky Monkey.

by cat-daddy June 9, 2025

ninja-text

A text message that reaches your phone without making a noise, vibrating, or indicating in any way that you have received said text. The ninja-textee is shocked to find, minutes later, that there is a text in their inbox.

Guy: "Hello? You there? I've texted you like three times!"

Girl: "Oh fuck, sorry I didn't see the message!"

Guy: "Must've been a ninja-text!"

by TextMessageNinja November 27, 2011

ninja mission

Any secretive adventure legal or not, good or bad.

Damn my in-laws are visiting again! Gotta go on a ninja mission to get high!

Sarah just got a new girlfriend. She works at the mall. Ninja mission?

Marah just had her baby, let’s go on a ninja mission tonight and drop off some food!

by YubNub83 September 5, 2019

Wax ninja

One highly skilled in the art of making skin silky smooth.

I went to get a brazilian from the wax ninja today

by Wax Ninja June 19, 2014

Ninja

When the n word is coming up in a song but the white friend has black friends around

im back on my drip, fuck that ninja, im back on my drip

by shitasspoopoo January 17, 2021

Ninja Feed

Ninja Feed = Weed
Only applicable if you roll with NinjaSkinz
see also Ninja

Man, that j is stacked with Ninja Feed!
My Ninjas are all empty... gonna have to score some Ninja Feed.

by fork masta October 24, 2004