National Shit on Floor Day

On April 12th, you shall shit on the floor with style and run out. Make the bathrooms stink!

“Bro whys there shit everywhere on the floor.”
“National Shit on Floor day, dummy.”

by GayDog102947 April 11, 2019

National Lover hickey day

Give your boyfriend or girl a hickey anywhere and if your single don’t be a pussy and ask to give a hickey to someone and its every Friday in April

Hey guys do your know it’s national lover hickey day

by Don’t try me April 11, 2019

National kiss hubert day

On April 17 this is a day where everyone could help out a hubert by hooking up with him

National kiss hubert day is great

by hubert is cool April 12, 2019

National eat food day

On this day you can eat as much as you want from Jan 1st to December 31st

Guy: hey guess what
Guy2:what?
Guy: tomorrow’s national eat food day
Guy2: wow no way

Guy: I know but it’s the same for the next 364 days

by Fatmcblubbergirl69🤠✌🏿 June 8, 2019

National Basic Bitch Day

August 27th is National Basic Bitch Day. August 27th globally recognizes all basic bitches for their contributions to modern society. It is a celebration of all things basic, including, but not limited to, pumpkin spice lattes, ugh boots, yoga pants, etc.

Kyle: “ Why is August 27th National Basic Bitch Day?”
Chad: “Because that’s the first day of the year that Starbucks starts selling pumpkin spice lattes.”
Dylan: “Bang Energy is so much better than pumpkin spice.”
Kyle: “No way, man. Monster Energy is wayyy better.”

by Matreusmaximus August 27, 2019

National complement a girl day

On national complement a girl day u complement a girl say she's pretty say she is nice

Randy:sup ur eyes are beautiful
Samantha:😚 thanks so much y do u say that
Randy:it's national complement a girl day

by Joshua6969 January 18, 2020

It’s national worship Mike Day

This is when you go and do whatever a person named Mike says.

Bro it’s national worship Mike day.

by Mike Fav April 12, 2020