The sexiest man alive, nobody is hotter than jake. Jakes are the most kind to their partners usually like girls with names that start with S.
by MouseGamr April 7, 2020

jake is a loving person. he is absolutely hilarious. he sometimes can talk to other girls more than his girlfriend but the rest of the time he’s loyal. he has some haters but mostly friends. he has blond hair and blue eyes and is short. he has one girl always head over heels for him. overall jake is the best
by bluemouse01 March 6, 2019

Michael Owen is such a Jake Citrin.
by jwnnckrje June 11, 2019

Jake is the perfect person. If you know a jake be grateful and if you dont, you should get to know one. He is so kind and so amazing that you will not believe you know him. He will be one of your favourite people on this earth.
by HeLlO iTs RoRo December 7, 2019

Calm, relaxed and unusual in a good way. Sometimes Jake's can be genius but can have no common sense. They often take opportunities but lose them due to being to lazy. Can be hot/cute but also collected. Jake's also have chemistry with most girls due to lack of self-exploration. It's hard for them to be boring. If a Jake asks you out, you should definitely consider saying yes!
by thats_unfortunate November 22, 2021

by lucyt123 December 26, 2022

A nasty primate only known for shitting out of windows and eating his shit. He's a nasty animal and even his parents wonder how they produced.
by Jake the Ape July 13, 2014
