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J Chan

- Yo, where is J Chan?
- Prob boozing.
by Morbius606 April 7, 2025
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J Thrusting

Getting fucked so good it’s like getting the Heimlich.
He was J Thrusting me so hard I could breathe properly again.
by Tlrstn April 4, 2021
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J-tank

A tank or "the tank" used to produce the world we have today. It was the tank that adam shoved in eve (his penis). The tank that rose from the dead (jesus). The tank that won the revolution (america). And the tank that carries everyone on there back today (china). If you have ever seen anything unstoppable, important, and truly amazing, call it a J-tank.
Girl: Dude look at that big ass stud, he is so ripped. I would so ride his cock for hours.
Other girl: no you couldn't. You wouldn't be able to take it cause he's a J-tank. Its probably to big!
by Awesome dictionary man April 30, 2013
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Drippy J

The drippiest dripped out god in the world
"Hey have you seen Drippy J?"
"Yeah he went to go get milk for Kevin."
by prince_taeil November 4, 2021
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Schrödinger's /j

when a neurotypical makes a questionable post and they slap a “/j” below the post depending on whether the tl gets mad at them or not.

Not to be mistaken for "forgetting to add a tone indicator", a schrödinger's /j can only be considered a schrödinger's /j if either the "joke" is SUPER unclear and it therefore causes a negative reaction or there was no visible punchline and people get mad thinking the post was genuinely serious.
"oomf just said something super ableist and when they got called out they defended themselves by saying they forgot to add /j to their post." "what the hell? that has to be a schrödinger's /j; literally where was the punchline??"
by MadMadDog October 30, 2020
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J hope

MY FUCKING HUSBAND I LOVE HIM SM PROTECT HIM AT ALL COSTA OR ESE I WILL BREAK YOUR KNEE CAPS😫😫😫
by J HOPE😫😫 February 25, 2021
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Kenyon J. Gohata-Chen

Japanese author with a fascination in history. He may suffer from a degree of autism, but his personality really shines through!

We pray he will get better.
Person 1: Do you know Kenyon J. Gohata-Chen?
Person 2: Of course! The author of "When Trouble Comes"
by KJ Gohata-Chen January 17, 2024
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