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Half lives matter

Half life matter is a extortion group linked to nlm and slm and 764 and mky they know for cutting people and that it
by Scott688 October 7, 2025
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half life 2

is overrated game that tried to be hollywood blockbuster but turned out mediocre and boring FPS with barely any reedemable features. The only person who likes this game is Gabe Newell and Nobody.

Half Life is only remembered due to Half Life 3 meme since the game has never reached an actual ending and ended on half Life 2 episode 2 dlc.
However, Half Life itself is a boring name for the title because it is some Physics terminology that will make you go to sleep. Thankfully, Lives only have two halves.
Person 1: Hey I hope they will make a sequel to half life 2.
Person 2: But it already exists, it's called garry's mod and its better anyways.
Person 1: oh right
by Andrew Whiteingale W w00t October 21, 2025
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Half-blowtorch

To suck one off.
I half-blowtorch’d my boyfriend last night. He’s gonna be wildin’ at work today.
by BigC123Bum October 24, 2025
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When one white Caucasian penis similar to the colour of white un toasted bread enters the vagina of a woman, and a black penis the same colour of burnt toasted bread enters the anal cavity of the same woman creating a Sicily Half toast turkey sandwich.
Person 1: “personally I love when two men make me a Sicily half toast turkey sandwich.”
Person 2: “What the fuck.”
by I loveTurkeySandwhiches October 28, 2025
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Half-life 3

It's the name of a game that doesn't exist and will never exist.
It's often used to tease Half-Life fans.
Example: Here we have Q, who is a Half-Life fan, and V is going to tease Q.
V: "Hey man, Half-Life 3 just got released!"
Q: "Dih!"

VALVE RELEASE HL3!!
by 22chim October 29, 2025
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half-baked fuckwit

1) 'good sir', or 'my good man';

2) (formal writing) 'to whom it may concern'
Half-baked fuckwit, can you direct me to the intersection of lexington and asshole?
by involutia October 31, 2025
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Half Jump

A jump in quadrobics where all or most of the stages were executed correctly, besides an incomplete or false landing.
A half jump is the good part that happens before a false landing.
by anonthermus November 21, 2025
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