cookie monster

A monster that lives in every kids closet and force feeds them cookies for 2 hours

my son got fat by the cookie monster

by SASUMACH STRAT May 27, 2016

Fortune Cookie

a girl of oriental ethnicity; (usually Chinese) but can be more than likely mistaken for a jumpoff...(mainly because of her looks)

hey, I saw this super-bad fortune cookie the other day...

by Full Court* February 4, 2021

Christmas cookie

A term for women equating them to “Christmas cookies” as “they are no longer good after 25”; reflecting the social notion imposed on women to settle down and marry before 25.

“When a woman’s Christmas cookie phase ends at 25 she should be married and settle into wife life.”

by Incredulous Johnny December 31, 2023

Cookies

A senior boy who tries to get with a freshman girl just for a sexual relationship.

"Omg Allinda, have you seen Cookies? I can't believe a senior like him would even TRY to get with you!''

by AndyKaito April 11, 2018

Cookie Clicker

A peaceful game at first until 1 trillion cookies when the real game starts. You will spend hours upon hours of grinding for a number to go up (kinda like Hypixel Skyblock). At one point RNG becomes more powerful than raw and automatic clicking from golden cookies.

- Grandma Victim

Why did you start playing Cookie Clicker, your done now.

by Syit Koltave June 3, 2024

Cookie creamer

A guy that loves cumming in mixed raced women.

-"Hey! Did you here about mark?"
-"Yeah, he made that black, latina, middle eastern, east asian, aboriginal, arian, eskimo chick pregnant!"
-"He's such a cookie creamer!"

by Naknamelonet February 27, 2017

Fat cookie

a person in elementary school who ate cookies and bullshiting and yell cookie all the time

how are you fat cookie

by Vage2004 May 30, 2020