a god cookie monster is the definition of your mom asking if your an endless pit he can eat so many cookies its insane and he is THE BEST sesame street character he's big and blue and he eats cookies
by because im short May 6, 2022
Get the Cookie monstermug. When a group of men need to decide something, challenge or gamble without the money, they stand in a circle around an elevated cookie. The last man to effectively jerk off and get their cum on the cookie has to eat the cookie. Enjoy!
"Aw man, I can't believe David talked about grandma titties while we were playing loser cookie. If he hadn't done that, I don't think Drake would have had to devour it at his own bachelor party!"
by Cookie_m0nster May 13, 2016
Get the loser cookiemug. I have a Cookie Monster cup
by Paper oof July 29, 2022
Get the Cookie Monster cupmug. by kaylacatcher97 November 17, 2016
Get the ninja cookiemug. 
by Groundhogg May 19, 2017
Get the Whale cookiemug.