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American Football

American Football: "Oh, you want to avoid the test on Monday? Just play some Football this weekend and get a little concussion."
by Denkire March 22, 2021
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North American Sandwich

When a Canadian, American and a Mexican have a three-some.
"I had a North American Sandwich last night. It was the best of the North and South."
by kanyeadian February 27, 2024
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Great American Family

an American cable television network. Owned by Great American Media, it broadcasts family-oriented general entertainment programming, including television series and made-for-TV movies.
Great American Family is positioned as a family-oriented channel with original series and movies emphasizing relationships and the emotional connections related to holidays, seasons and occasions", and programming reflecting "American culture, lifestyle and heritage
by SPrice1980 June 27, 2023
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pocket american

The use of other Countries to use American taxpayer pockets to fund their needs.
If someone stole my bike I'd sure like to have a Pocket American Handy.

A way of funding NATO.
by N8s76 June 1, 2016
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American tuxedo

When one wears corduroy pants and a corduroy shirt/jacket
Oh hey! Look at Jimmy, he’s wearing an American tuxedo! I
by MoRowe May 11, 2024
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These people are like if an Indian person and a black man were combined and they are a great kind of slave
Koyo Hendrick is a Native American / American Indian name that is very common and these kinds of people have long hair
by BBClover98 January 23, 2025
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The American Dream®

The American Dream®, though it used to mean something, has long since become a symbol of consumerism, corporatocracy, and, quite frankly, bullshit, to a large portion of the more critical population.

Well I'd like to tell you all about my dream, it's a place
Where strip malls abound and diversion's mere moments away

Where culture's defined by the
Ones least refined
And you'll be left behind
If you don't fit in
It's all distorted
In americana my way

Well my dream has come true
My vision has come true

Now give me my cable, fast food, four-by's, tat's right away
I want it right now cause my generation don't like to wait

My future's determined by
Thieves, thugs, and vermin
It's quite an excursion
But it's okay
Everything's backwards
In americana my way

Well my dream has come true
My vision has come true

I'm a product
Of my environment
So don't blame me, i just work here

My rights are denied by
Those least qualified
Trading profit for pride
But it's okay
Everything's backwards
In americana my way

My nightmare has come true
My nightmare has come true
Yeah, it's all coming true

American by the Offspring
Dude 1: Why does everyone hate me

Dude 2: maybe you should stop working a mediocre job only so you can afford driving a pickup truck, eating fast food, and sitting on your ass all day.

Dude 1: No way, dude. I'm just living The American Dream®
by LoZander May 10, 2016
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