Jake the Ape

A nasty primate only known for shitting out of windows and eating his shit. He's a nasty animal and even his parents wonder how they produced.

Jake the Ape shit out my window.

by Jake the Ape July 13, 2014

Jake Dix

An unfortunate name with a fortunate soul. Greatly gifted at the art of throwing balls. Aka Jake the snake

Jake Dix throws a dirty bouncer

by Tomthelegend September 11, 2021

jake

my bf

jake is my bf

by Jonper April 29, 2021

Jake

me
its just me

jake: hi it’s me jake

by jakehi November 21, 2021

Jake

One of the many nicknames gangsters have for cops.

Rapper Nardo Wick uses this term in his popular hit “Who Want Smoke”.

“Nine, ten, eleven, we ain't gon' say that number, we don't fuck with jakes“

by geminigod February 24, 2022

Jake Paul

a braindead fucker, that brainwashes children into watching his cancer inducing vlogs.
people that like him must be complete dumbasses.

he's nothing but a scum. and needs to be arrested for the fucked up shit he's done.
and his brother isn't any better.

hey, you good? you seem traumatized.

i think i just got brain cancer, because i watched a jake paul video..

ouch.

by leagueofdick September 30, 2018

Jake

Jake is the sweetest trans boy ever he may be problematic but he cares for everyone, he would never do anything to hurt someone, unless they mess with his girl, he is incredibly cute,sweet,kind,deep,loving,amazing, and he thinks the complete opposite of himself but so many people love and care for him. He may not be perfect but nobody is! He won’t just be nice to you but each time you see him he will tell you how much he cares for you and that he can’t lose you, If you ever meet a jake hold on to him hold him close and never let go!

Girl: “I’m worthless “
Jake: “ok get comfortable because it is time for me to spend a hour or more explaining to you how wrong your statement is”

by Kristen Fisher March 30, 2019