Jake Piper's first law

The mighty honourable Jake Piper has 4 laws, and his first is simple.

Forget the minus.

Fred: "Ah man I was doing this question and I got -17 seconds, what do I do?"
Tim: "Use Jake Piper's first law, you'll be fine"

by unitybacon October 13, 2020

Jake

A kind person and a lover all girls fall in love in him

By Jakesr

by Jakesrnyouknowit January 22, 2021

Jakeing it

When a man is balls deep in a woman and she asks him to go deeper. He then says “you get what you get and you don’t throw a fit”

Jim was Jakeing it with Jessica

by Homebody37 June 4, 2025

Jake-ing

To feign knowledge of a subject and find a reason to check your phone to google said subject to identify buzz phrases of subect in order to seem well read on said subject.

Yeah I mean he wrote good stories, but his Jake-ing on literally every subject was just too fucking much.

by JimThinkExist September 23, 2021

Jake

Just the best person in the world. Loves playing sports and isn’t scared to stand his ground against anyone!

“See Jake over there he’s probably high on weed”

by suck daddy123 June 1, 2021

jake brady

A man of a thousand World of Warcraft Copies

Wow a Jake Brady plays so much world of warcraft his mum can't even keep him off it.

by Densel October 9, 2013

Jakes mom

Biggest titted person in the world

Jakes mom has a big ass and tits

by SUSMAS-IS-FUN.COM November 10, 2021