The most beautiful and gorgeous guy there is. He’s so kind and sweet and loyal, you can talk to him about anything. He’s so funny too, a little immature but can always crack you up and make you smile even on your worst days. If you get even luckier, you’ll get the chance to date a Jake.
Guy: “hey you know jake the really funny one?”
Girl: “You mean the really sexy one?”
Guy+Girl: “That’s him.”
Girl: “You mean the really sexy one?”
Guy+Girl: “That’s him.”
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Person 1: "Woah. That dude was so funny!"
Person 2: "Yeah, his name is Jake."
Person 1: "Well that also explains why he is so Tall/Short!"
Person 2: "Yeah, his name is Jake."
Person 1: "Well that also explains why he is so Tall/Short!"
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