brown beluga

A turd that is all big and knobby at one end but gradually tapers off at the other, resembling the body of a beluga whale.

There once was a man from Chattanooga,
Who dropped a fat brown beluga,
And when he was done,
He screamed just for fun,
"I once blew a guy in Kaluga!"

by Jack Atrophy August 4, 2022

Brown Elevator

When one is taking a shit and the shit comes halfway out of the butthole and gets stuck

“Hey bitch, go grab me some toilet paper so I can fix this brown elevator”

by Feisty taco January 18, 2018

Ross Is Brown

He doesn't wash his fucking hair his hair waves like the ocean and he is a fat cunt.

oi look at that fucking poof he must be a ross is brown

by wave at me September 18, 2018

Brown Recluse

A particularly stubborn turd that resists evacuation.

Everytime I eat Mexican food I struggle with a brown recluse.

by Nicholas Anthony May 6, 2021

The Brown Line

How close you can come to shitting yourself, without actually shitting yourself. Usually caused by explosive diarrhea.

I almost crossed the brown line this morning, I Just managed to get my pants down and take a seat before I decorated the Oval Office

by Choppasm April 12, 2023

Brown Jose

A rascit ,slow in the head ,fat Mexican who friends with a gay person name toby

Juan is a a Brown Jose

by RandomOnTheInterent254 January 16, 2020

Josh Brown

Professional simp and is one of the best imposters to exist. Would never get caught out and is overall a good lad.

How ‘Josh Brown’ can be used:

• Josh Brown is a simp
• Josh Brown is a cracking Impostor on Among Us
• Nothing else to say about Josh Brown, pretty boring character ngl.

by THE ONLY REASON WHY WE CAN’T November 9, 2020