I have a boyfriend.

women who think everyone likes her and has a boyfriend

jake: pstt what the question for number 6
jess: i have a boyfriend dont talk to me
jake: I DONT CARE WHAT THE ANSWER
jess: i have a boyfriend
jake: BITCH I DONT CARE YOU LOOK LIKE IF TRUMP AND MORGZ HAD A BABY AND TRIED TO HAVE SEX WITH MORGZ MAKING YOU
jess: Oh My God Im telliNg my boyfriend
jake: yeah ok
*later*
jess: that him he told me i looked ugly
kim: domt worry sweet baby i got this
kim: hey you dumbass you be talking about my girl
jack: huh?
kim: she mine
jack: ok you can have her shortie

kim: STOP THAT IT WE WILL FIGHT TO GET HER
jack: *kicks*
kim: WAAAAA YOU DIDNT HAVE TO HIT SO HARD WAAAAA
jack: you wanted a fight
jess: hello new boyfr-
jack: *slaps* no
kim: can we go back together please
jess: I have a boyfriend.

by YAY_fucktheinternet January 29, 2021

I Got Stripes

Best song Johnny Cash created.

I got stripes, stripes around my shoulders,
Chains, chains around my feet,
I got stripes, and them chains them chains are about to drag me down!

by Mike Hurt May 2, 2006

i will cut you

verbal communication of a threat. can be mentioned as an action to carry out against another person, (ex: "girl, i will cut him. girl, yes i will") or can be communicated directly to someone. direct communication of this threat is usually preceded or followed by another threat to get "suhkurrity" involved.

made famous by bon qui qui of MAD tv.

bon qui qui: "girl, i will cut him. girl, yes i will. you remember what happened last time right when he had said you done hooked up with tracy? and i had fount out he did? girl, i cut him"

king burger patron: "hi, can i get a #5 with a boneless, skinless chicken that is slightly seasoned?"

bon qui qui: (laughs sarcastically) "no! suhkurrity! suhh-kurrity. she need to go. need to go."

king burger manager: "bon qui qui. what?"

bon qui qui: "sir, she be trying to fight me sir"

king burger patron: "no i wasn't!"

bon qui qui: "girl, i will cut you"

king burger manager: "i'm sorry, she's from our out of the hood program"

by emmagee21 July 31, 2009

i dunno, lol

¯\(°_o)/¯

Also written as: I dunno lol, Idunnolulz, dunnolulz

"What does it feel like to hold a woman in your arms?"
"I dunno, lol."
"Huh?"
"¯\(°_o)/¯"

by blazelust February 16, 2008

World War I

world war I was sparked by the assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand, heir to the Austro-Hungarian throne, in Sarajevo on 28 June 1914. The Austria-Hungarian goverment accused Serbia of having something to do with the assassination. An ultimatum was presented by the Austrian government to Belgrade on Thursday 23 July 1914 at 6 p.m. A response was demanded within two days, by Saturday 25 July at 6 p.m. Austria-Hungary's expectation was that Serbia would reject the remarkably severe terms of the ultimatum, thereby giving her a pretext for launching a limited war against Serbia.
There were differnt alliances made early in 1914. It was The Triple Entente; Great Britian, France and Russia against the Triple Alliance which was Germany, Austria-Hungray and Italy.
Germany surrendered in 1918 and in January 1919 The Treaty Of Versallies was made to decide the fate of the defeated nations. The majority of the decisions was made by the 'Big Three'- France, USA and Britain.

The Great War went on from 1914-1919. The estimated number of people killed in the war was 17,000,000 people. The heaviest Casualties were;
Allied powers:
Russia- 2,500,000
France- 1,357,000
Serbia- 1,264,000
Britain- 908,000
Central Powers:
Germany- 1,773,000
Austria-Hungary- 1,200,000
Turkey- 325,000

by CrnaStrela September 5, 2005

i love you

Perhaps the hardest thing to tell the ones you really love. It's easy to tell someone you love them or hate them etc. jokingly but when you REALLY mean it they can be the hardest, and truest words you will ever say.

Guy: I love you so much!
Girl: (hardest, but truest words ever said) I love you too!!!!!

* ephipany you actually know you both REALLY mean it<3

by Inlovewithyou<3 August 24, 2007

I smell pennies

A phrase or term used when a conversation dies or to shout out in the middle of the hall way.

- Amoi & Kiki Daniels

*Amoi and Kiki spot each other in the hallway*

Amoi & Kiki: I smell pennies!!!

by Deleteus the Fetus February 18, 2019