brown ghost

a fart

“Bill, have I just been visited by your brown ghost?”, asked Ted.

by vixenvic December 13, 2020

ghosted

Being ghosted is when you've been talking to someone for a while and suddenly, they never respond again.

"I was talking to this person over text, when suddenly, they just stopped responding for like a week!"
"Dude, you got ghosted."

by clare12 August 30, 2022

Ghost Friends

People who keep in regular contact but don’t have actually conversations.

We send each other memes everyday but I don’t know what’s going on in their life. I guess we’re Ghost Friends?

by godsgiantbuttcrack May 22, 2023

Blame it on the ghost

This is when there is a horrible piece of art or gross food on the table that needs to go away but there is not a polite way to remove it. So, you destroy it and then blame it on the ghost.

Person 1: What happened to that horrid, inspirational cat poster the boss put on the wall?

Person 2: I couldn’t stand it anymore and ripped it off the wall! What will I tell her?

Person 1: Blame it on the ghost! There is always some spooky shit going on around here.

by saskers December 8, 2019

ghost minor

To explore or study a subject to the extent that you comprehend it as much as someone who studied it as a minor in college, yet you have no official degree.

I ghost minored in Ancient Greek history by studying it on my own.

by npnrnrns November 4, 2019

Post Ghost

Luring a person who ghosted you back with sex, then creating at the first opportunity as a way of getting back at them.

Also known as ‘Mayavenge’ or ‘Dramaya’

That crazy bitch set that pussy trap only to give you that Post Ghost drama. What a hoe!

by Bearjewbackhand January 19, 2022

fibonacci ghost

when someone ghosts you with texts in an ever increasing sequence of intervals between texts.
the intervals increase in a fibonacci sequence.

i think she's fibonacci ghosting me. she texted 5 days before this one, 3 before the last, 2 before the last, and 1 between each of the last.

by thingshappeninsf January 30, 2020