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Classical Music

Music written for western instruments. A lot of it is centuries old, while some of it is new too. Also something a Brahms (see my definition) would hail as the best music ever, even though you can’t argue that as a objective.
Smart Classical Guy: hey what music do you like?
Smart Rap Guy: I like Rap music
Smart Classical guy: Cool! I like classical music
Dumbass Classical Guy: u guys think Rap is myoosic?!? Lisen tu the klesning sonf of klasikal!

Smart Classical Gay: I do, it’s my favorite genre too, but other people like hip-hop. Open your mind
Dumbass Classical Guy: Nuh brah! U opin Yor Mined!!!
(Dumbass walks away)
Smart Rap Guy: That was annoying
Smart Classical Guy: yeah! Let’s show each other our favorite songs.
Smart Rap Guy: don’t you mean pieces😏
Smart Classical Guy: Oh, you beat me in my own genre. Let’s go!
Smart Rap Guy: yeah man!
by Composer man May 12, 2022
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musical reassurance

Refers to da cheerful/casual whistling/humming/singing dat you're always super-glad/relieved to hear emanating from a mechanic, carpenter, or other repairman as he's working on your in-need-of-fixing item, since this unflustered tune-making indicates that whatever mending/alterations which are required to restore your device are merely "all in a day's work" or "old hat" with him; i.e., he's confidently proceeding with the task and is not concerned that there will be any snags. problems, or delays in said repairs.
Hearing the gloriously-welcome musical reassurance from a service-person produces a similar radiant hopefulness that you experience from being present during an "Ohhhhhhh...!" moment, since in both cases you feel pleasantly relieved that your device is indeed not irreparably damaged/worn/aged, and therefore it will probably be up-and-running again in a fairly short time.
by QuacksO June 12, 2019
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Banana Music

Music that is like duct-taping a banana to the wall. An example would be John Cage's 4'33''.

It is a form of money laundering
That banana music was awful.
by THeAse man April 17, 2025
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spongebob the musical

Why search it up when you can be watching it right now?

A beautiful musical that should be treated like Hamilton
Man1: I just got back from watching the Spongebob The Musical

Man2:Its probably sucked
by February 16, 2020
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music note tattoo

Someone with the music note tattoo along their body has shown exceptional skill on the Skin Flute or Sacksophone

Wearers who have tattooed the Music Note on the face have especially high desire to play the Skin Flute often times without even being asked to.
See that Music Note Tattoo on Damiens face? He'll suck your dick raw for free.
by HDTatMan July 10, 2024
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TG GHOST MUSIC

AN UNKNOWN DJ WHO MAKES MUSIC HIS OWN
HEY LOOK ITS THAT DJ TG GHOST MUSIC
by TG GHOST January 21, 2022
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queef music

queef music is a slang used against queef musicians and it is derogatory.
if you're twerking and a little shit comes out, its okay! it just means you're shaking it in all the right places!
queef music
by bribri April 26, 2022
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