heman bitch slap

The mother of all bitch slaps. You have to twist to get enough power.

u mother fucker ill heman bitch slap you"OW" my girl gave me a heman bitch slap because i fuck her best mate, it through me across the room.

by devon smith March 18, 2004

slap bracelet

to meditate on something (sometimes with friends) for hours until you finally see god. substances may be required?

I'm bored, lets go pull a slap bracelet on that fan.

by the aleph May 28, 2006

peanut butter slap

When you put peanut butter on your hand and slap a guy on the face leaving a handprint of peanut butter. Invented by Andy Milonakis.

Vasily got me mad so I peanut butter slapped him while he was jacking off.

by DenisK August 18, 2007

Back-Slapping Betty

Another word for female masturbation.

"Oh girl! After my date with Joe I spent the night back-slapping betty!"

by h.l March 5, 2006

oscar meyer slap

When a fat girl won't stop talking about how fat she is so you slap her with any variety of oscar meyer sandwich meat. Preferable extra-long hotdogs, and then proceed to say "even fat girls can suck weiners!"

When Martha was complaining about being fat, Richard did the oscar meyer slap to get that hoe to shutup.

by dr. seussinator May 3, 2010

shitty bitch slap

When you shit in your hand and you slap a bitch in the face!

"shut your damn mouth or I'll give you the shitty bitch slap"

by LWJL January 19, 2008

Pop-tart Slapped

When one is slapped with a pop tart for being caught looking, when they should not be.

Fred was walking down the street when Alice saw him checking her out, she reached in her purse and pulled out her emergency pop tart and Pop-tart Slapped him across the face. She then proceeded to eat the delicious strawberry pop tart.

by spangar July 14, 2011