rug ride

a) when your dog is on your throw rug and you pull them around the linoleum on it.

b) when your girlfriend doesn't wax and you "do it"

c) when you trip on magic mushrooms but can't afford a magic carpet so you just trip on a rug

C'mere, Spot, momma wants to give you a rug ride.

by [e-mail] November 16, 2010

Riding Cuckgun

When a guy is driven around by his girlfriend/wife/partner

If you never learn to drive then your mrs will be driving you around riding cuckgun for the rest of your life

by Linkiszelda May 19, 2024

dark ride

A ride that is in a show building.

"There are lots of dark rides by disney"

by Hatbox ghost November 12, 2019

ride boy

A basic bitch boy that does what society wants him to do

Wow he plays soccer, what a ride boy

by Thetruthsksks August 24, 2017

Riding on toes

Getting someone to do many things for you because you can't do it for yourself!

"Im riding on toes so i can pass to go to college."

by Nino the rapper April 10, 2020

Riding the Coroni Pony

Having Covid-19/Coronavirus/testing positive for the Rona.

I wish I would've listened when they said 'the mask goes over your nose'. Now I'm holding on for dear life as I'm Riding the Coroni Pony into the sunset.

by Beardo_357 November 28, 2020

ye ride

a polite way of saying u wanker

Sean Strachan ye ride

by stuarty March 24, 2008