When you found out that that triflin' man IS the father of yo child and you wanna let him kno' you expect a check in the mail in 20-30 business days post-appearance on Maury.
by bowle'd April 5, 2017
Get the ride wit itmug. by Slumpedx3 May 27, 2022
Get the Dick riding diseasemug. by Jerry fogglersnatch Nesbitt March 18, 2025
Get the Ride his boardmug. If you never learn to drive then your mrs will be driving you around riding cuckgun for the rest of your life
by Linkiszelda May 19, 2024
Get the Riding Cuckgunmug. a) when your dog is on your throw rug and you pull them around the linoleum on it.
b) when your girlfriend doesn't wax and you "do it"
c) when you trip on magic mushrooms but can't afford a magic carpet so you just trip on a rug
b) when your girlfriend doesn't wax and you "do it"
c) when you trip on magic mushrooms but can't afford a magic carpet so you just trip on a rug
by blundering_buttnut@yahoo.com November 16, 2010
Get the rug ridemug. by Thetruthsksks August 24, 2017
Get the ride boymug. A seemingly innocuous app-driven cab ride from a private vehicle emblazoned with a large pink mustache on the grille, sometimes involving minor parked detours allowing passengers, generally female, to sit astride the driver, generally handsome and customer service-oriented, for some quicky cunnilingous.
I was meeting my man at a bar downtown and caught a ride in one of those cabs with the pink mustache. The driver was so fun, I asked, shyly, if I could ride the mustache.
I smiled all through dinner.
I smiled all through dinner.
by Word finder January 2, 2014
Get the Ride the mustachemug.