Poo Pourri

Poo Pourri is the before you go to toilet spray that is proven to trap those embarrassing odours at the source, and, save relationships.

When your little astronauts splash down and make contact with the film, they release Poo Pourri's pleasant aromas, so all those around you can smell is a refreshing bouquet of essential oils. Yes, it is a real product, and yes, it really works

by Dangly dongolies April 18, 2019

Poo Pen

Opposite of a ghost poo, when you keep wiping and poo is still there. The poo is like ink. Poo Pen,

Sam - Dude I went for a shit and I had poo pen and I couldn't stop wiping.

Alex - Just use a baby wipe -you animal.

by Amm2195 September 26, 2020

Poo-puff

When you need to take a shit and fart. The fart then smells really bad because you're holding that shit in.

Jess: Oh god what's that horrid smell?

Jacob: Sorry I just poo-puffed!

by Westoak May 5, 2019

Poo

Feces

Poo

by Shredity December 24, 2020

Poo

Poo is a brownish food used for a delicacy (Extra poo-poo taste), which is boiled poo with salt and occasionally pepper. There has been a rumour that this delicacy brings health and sometimes even cure cancer. Poo can be fried, boiled, dried, and mixed with a variety of substances.

This poo is so tasty!

This sandwich is almost as good as poo!

by Frisk the frisky frisk August 18, 2025

Team Poo

When two or more persons publicly defecate at the same time. Team poo’s usually occur in a public setting while drunk.

Dude, I have to poo!" -Friend 1

"So do I!" -Friend 2

*looks at each other*

"TEAM POO" -Friends 1 and 2

by YurhIssaMe June 11, 2022

Poo Fart

When the air sneaks along the poo and comes out smelling like poo.

Man that poo fart was nasty!

by Tall Tony March 20, 2025