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under ninja

Something that is not ass hard as it looks.
An action or job that once done the result looks like doing it was way harder that it actually was.
-''Last night was under ninja, thanks for the breakfast''

''-Paris Hilton is out of your reach
+No, dude, she's totally under ninja''

''-Dude, are you hard watching Up??
+no, it's just under ninja''

-''Yeah it was her first time but was pretty under ninja''
by Pidgeon Impaler August 22, 2021
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ninja promotion

noun

When you're awarded a fancy new title and a fresh pile of responsibilities, but your paycheck doesn’t move an inch. Like a ninja, this promotion slips in silently, sounds impressive, might even look impactful—but remains completely undetectable in your bank account.

Origin:
Rumored to have started among government employees, where budget freezes were common but the need for “recognition” was high. Managers, unable to offer raises, began handing out sleek new titles like “Senior Specialist” or “Lead Coordinator” as stealthy morale boosters. The term “ninja promotion” was coined after someone joked that their new role was like a ninja—deadly serious, highly skilled, and totally invisible on payday.

Often includes:

A new title

More meetings

Higher expectations

No money

A LinkedIn update and a slice of cake
Coworker: “I thought you got promoted?”
You: “Yeah, it was a ninja promotion. Still broke, but at least it sounds cool.”
by CorporateNinja March 29, 2025
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Silent 4am Ninja

is a term used to define the person who wakes up hungry at dawn, he tries his best not to make any noise to wake up his relatives, but most of the time he fails miserably
You're mom hate you for being a Silent 4am Ninja
by MinecraftFan123 October 9, 2021
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Ninja fang

Ninja fang,type of vampire.
Ninja fangs are very deadly they drank bllod very fast.
by jerry dow April 16, 2019
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extremely fast and agile and often invisible ninja bastard

a super annoying video game enemy that can run really fast, even around corners, to make you waste all your ammo.
I tried to beat that game the other day but the extremely fast and agile and often invisible ninja bastard made me game over all night
by Kate Hanami November 7, 2021
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ninja uptuck

The act of pulling ones erected penis up behind their pants button in attempt to hide it.
My teacher gave me a raging hard on while talking to me so I had to do a ninja uptuck.
by BobDylansSkidMarks January 31, 2014
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