Straight Trash

Straight Trash is a new disparaging term utilized in Facebook discussion threads to describe something that someone doesn't like or to exaggerate displeasure with a comment posted by another person.

It is often used in a sports-related context to express annoyance or aggravation with a player's poor performance, especially a star player going through a costly slump.

The term is sometimes used ironically and is often expressed as a hashtag, #StraightTrash. The construction often takes the form of an equation: Favorite Player + Poor Performance = #StraightTrash

Baltimore Orioles' starting pitching + high ERA = Straight Trash

#StraightTrash

Washington Capitals + NHL Playoffs = Straight Trash
#StraightTrash

That last comment you posted = Straight Trash
#StraightTrash

by RiffGibson April 18, 2017

quirky straight

People who are heterosexual but lack the toxic qualities of a typical "straight." They're often seen as quirky or fruity by many.

"Janine's son is such a quirky straight."

by peepahog June 9, 2022

Straight-gay

A heterosexual identifying cis gendered male who dates human beings who identify as women.

I was approached by a straight-gay male today.

by Prettybabetheone March 20, 2021

straight world

The lifestyle of those who are white collar

Jimmy doesn't get high on the weekends since he finished college and started working in the straight world

by Nobuddy2Special February 18, 2022

Straight up it’s blurt

When keith cruise scores a big billy boofter top bins

Oaye freddo Straight up it’s blurt Keith cruise 420 balls

by Gooser420Balls September 22, 2021

Straight Larry

The token straight guy in a mostly LGBTQIA friend group generally very open minded but might not necessarily understand all the terminology and history. At least some of his friends are women he had a crush on originally who turned out lesbian, but he's just chill with that.

Lesbian: "So yeah the straight guy in our group is really chill don't worry"
Lesbian2: "So he doesn't flirt with any of you?"
Lesbian: "Yeah but it's just once then he'll stop, He's a Straight Larry"
Larry: "Hey is the newcomer bi perhaps?"
Lesbian2: "No Larry I like women"
Larry: "OMG ME TOO! LET'S BE BESTIES!"

by BlorboMcDorbo July 27, 2025

Worse than a short well and a straight pipe

When you’re in a terrible situation

Wow this is worse than a short well and a straight pipe.

by Ttt61 October 8, 2020