Playing with his Puppy

Puppy, also known as a penis.

Can be used with words: your, my, his, her, their.

Dad where is Timmy?

I don’t know probably upstairs playing with his puppy.

by ThePuppyBeatingMachine May 04, 2022

Play along

Is it just the trans though, Louise? You have it too, by the way. The scent. It's faint but it's there.

Hym "Don't YOU also need ME to play along as well? With your social economy? I need to play long and agree that your kids lives have some sort of inflated existential value... The artificially inflated value of sex... Inflated value of women... Shit, even the inflated value of MEN! I have to play along with inflated self-worth delusion of some fucking retard in the hopes that one day someone will sign off on my escape from subsidiarity... And finally... I'LL be justified in acting out a status delusion of my very own... AND YOU'LL HAVE TO PLAY ALONG! Am I not expected to affirm your status in the same way you're expected to affirm their gender? Isn't it incumbent on me to play along so we can all get along? Well... Not really get alone so much as slave beneath you indefinitely to keep society functioning while you throw yourself at fat-cocks but you get the picture. Let see... What else? I'll think of more. For now, I think I've made my point."

by Hym Iam December 04, 2023

I don't want to play paradox

When you say you want to play a game, any game, but your friends say no to that game. This is also true when your friends say that they want to play a certain game but you don't want to play that game. Thus, the I don't want to play paradox.

Person 1: Yo, dude wanna play Roblox?
Person 2: Naw bro lets play some Terraria.
Person 1: Dude, I don't want to play Terraria.
Person 2: And I don't want to play Roblox.
Person 1 : Then what else do you want to play?
Person 2: I don't know. And I don't want to play what you suggest.
Thus the I don't want to play paradox

by Koro FIII October 19, 2022

playing Taras

1. To lose lots of money gambling.
2. To move like a retarded horse at a football pitch.

A: Daamn, what's he doing? He'll lose all of his money
B: Yeah, he's playing Taras

by mvdaqnt October 02, 2018

Cello (Playing The)

The act of clasping a large person between your thighs while a third party rubs their posterior with their 'pink bow'.

"Cello (Playing The)"
Playing the cello
Celloing
Having wood between your legs

by straight styrchnine December 08, 2008

Mowing the lawn with your teeth while your teammates play soccer

This is a sex act in which a male performs cunnilingus on a girl who has not shaved in a while, meanwhile, one or more people play with his balls.

John: Hey Brady, how’d you like to go to an orgy this weekend?
Brady: No way bro!
John: Are you sure? Haven’t you ever wanted to try mowing the lawn with your teeth while your teammates play soccer?
Brady: Hmmm, this weekend you say?

by Kuul June 21, 2020

Fluid play

A golden shower or piss play.

“That girls crazy she loves fluid play!”

by Jade rose June 06, 2022