Michael

this man is obsessed, OBSESSED with planes and the military. He’s single for no good reason bc he is really sweet although there is the large amount of emotional baggage he carries around. He doesn’t deserve it though and is the closest example you will ever see to Job which is funny bc he is a raging atheist.
Have you seen Michael today?

Yeah he made a joke about the Russian-Ukrainian conflict and then left.
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Michael

A big ass forehead nigga who tries to pull girls with his big ass forehead. But gets none.

also known as a gay dude
"Hey guys" - Michael

"SHUT THE FUCK UP, I HAVE A BF" - girl he tryna pull
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Michael is a fuckhead.
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Michael was destined for Rachel.
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Fatass who likes to play destiny
Michael probably never left his room in days
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Michael is an goofy ass person, he makes people laugh , he is an careless person ,when it come, to an important conversation he can be serious and focus ! When he love he loves so hard and he a really good person to talk to
Michael is an goofy ass person, he makes people laugh , he is an careless person ,when it come, to an important conversation he can be serious and focus ! When he love he loves so hard and he a really good person to talk to
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The definition of someone who is obsessed with silk bed sheets. Often times gets mistaken as a Chinese princess, and loves to volunteer at local schools. Michael is lost in thoughts and many times can not be pulled out until someone he trusts is able to do that for him. Michael most likely had friends that stay with the letter A,J,M,B,D,K,C. He enjoys long letters to prison mates and may have even made those friends when he was in jail too. (Yes, they are quite baddies). This doesn’t stop Michael from experience the world with a live to travel. Quite afraid of kangaroos, his fierce, sassy attitude will whip them away.
I love these sheets”... “oh stop being such a Michael”...
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