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Mary

She is a beautiful girl that all the girls want to be friends with and all the boys want to be with. She is a little awkward and shy at first, but once you get to know her she is tons of fun. She is crazy and might act like she’s on crack, but you’ll love her anyway. She talks to almost millions of guys on snap but you can’t blame her, they all want her. She’s very insecure at times but you just need to be there for her. She is very feisty and you don’t want to get in a fight with her. She is small but scary. If you meet a Mary you are lucky they are the best type of people out there. She is beautiful but looks like a weasel most of the time, at night or early in the morning she looks like a naked mole rat, but you’ll love her anyways. Her laugh is easy to make fun of (she wheezes) but it is so contagious. Mary is an amazing friend so keep her close because there is no one out there like her.
Wow Mary is gorgeous.
Who is that? That’s Mary she’s the best!

WHEEEEEEEEEZE! Wtf! Hahahahaha
by Loserwithnofriends12 January 1, 2021
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Mary roach

Mary Roach is the queen of all queens
by Sussyqueennaith September 1, 2022
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anna marie g

A beautiful curly headed girl with a phatttt azzzzz that goes to Mary persons.
I'm gonna fuck the shit outta Anna Marie g one day.
by This dude cuz August 21, 2016
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mary hadley

Mary Hadley is an amazing girl! She’s out going and is very loyal. But don’t get on her bad side she can get very feisty. She will always stand up for her friends and won’t let anyone get the best of her. She is very pretty and all the boys fall for her. She knows how to pack a punch but is also a great listener. She will be there for you at anytime. Make your you always keep Mary Hadley by your side because if you loose her your gonna regret it!
Mary Hadley is so awesome, I’m so glad I met her!

Dude, Mary Hadley is hot.
by bubbly_peytato June 5, 2021
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St Mary's Bishops Stortford

facts:
-Located in your mum
-school is 2km wide(like ur mums vag)
-Wreaks of warm breath and sweaty eyelids
-The place where people go to lotion their mum
-ran by a horse
-Ran by teachers with their cheds out
-equivalent of when your washing ur face and water drips down ur elbows

It is a school where dedicated to achieving excellence for all
kid: do you st mary's
me: yes and so does ur mum
kid:cries cos st mary's bishops stortford is so good
me:like ur mum
by mumstealingyalist May 5, 2022
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Mary headoned

Past tense for when a female wears a shirt with words on it and proceeds to judge you for trying to read their shirt. Telling you to stop looking at their chest.
Dude, did you see her rack?
Of course I did, didn't you see me just get mary headoned?
by Urbandictionary🅱 May 8, 2018
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Mary

Someone who fakes going to the hospital for attention.
Oh my God I can't believe they pulled a Mary on me ! I was so worried !
by Esteban56 October 24, 2020
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