Making mermaids

When you jerk off and bust your load into the toilet and flush it.

They call me Poseidon because I'd be making mermaids, I'm king of Atlantis!

by Daddy Genki January 19, 2021

Make Them Pay

Hey, I wrote a song for you guys! It's fun! I think you'll like it.

Hym

🎶Make them pay or I'll murder your kids🎶
🎶Fuck your kids. They fucking suck!🎶
🎶Fuck you and your retarded kids🎶
🎶You stupid fucking useless bitch🎶
🎶Your daughter's a slut🎶
🎶Your son's a re-tard🎶
🎶Pedophiles are God's justice🎶
🎶Fuck the Jews🎶
🎶And fuck Youtuuuuuuuuuuuuuube🎶
🎶Retards are not peeooeeple🎶

by Hym Iam December 29, 2024

practice makes perfect

A moto everybody should go after in life.

-oh. ___ is really good at that!
-yeah! You know what they say "practice makes perfect".

by J○LT March 20, 2018

Making a hand sandwich

Jackin' off. Wackin' yo dick, if you will.

"What is that weird noise in the other room?" Susie said nervously.

"Oh that? That's Minh, he's making a hand sandwich."

by NyanMax June 06, 2015

Make like two

A pre-phrase to a stated verb (action) most commonly affiliated between two close acquaintances.

-“YO D. O. DOUBLE G! THEY COMIN’!! WE NEED’A MAKE LIKE TWO AND SPLIT!!”
-“Hey baby, let’s make like two do, and get it ooooonnnn(;”
-“ I'm stuck on you
Whoa-oh, whoa-oh
Stuck like glue
You and me, baby, we're stuck like glue
Whoa-oh, whoa-oh
Let’s make like two
You and me, baby, we're stuck like glue” -sugarland

by Mrpappagiorgio November 28, 2021

make a hat

Attempting to make money.

Origin: late 1900's, Texas. The term was oftener used by low level gangsters and was in reference to obtaining enough money to purchase a hat which, at the time was a status symbol. The nicer one's hat, the higher ranking the individual in the gang or crew.

Vinny: What are you doing today?

Joey: Tryin' to make a hat, know what I'm sayin'?

by Bakersaurus November 25, 2014

Make your girlfriend a waffle day

20 october is make your girlfriend waffles day

it's october 20, i'm gonna make my girlfriend waffles for make your girlfriend a waffle day

by turnitps October 19, 2022